One day you find yourself walking along in the desert only to come upon a creature your human senses cannot begin to fathom. Still alive in the present day fictitious motif, the Land Shark is the most daunting of all creatures past or present. Given it's ferocious and non-anticipated nature, often its victims find themselves in the most obscure of places during it's attacks. Therefore, it is wise to heed the advice of Mr. Wayne's butler, Alfed, and keep in your possession a large can of Shark Repellent. If anything, the least we can say is "We tried to warn you."
-The Mgmt.
This was brought to us, courtesy of The Justin Adams. And yes, that's definite!
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