EEEEEEErt! EEEEEEEvents!

If you're gonna be around the Rochester area any given year from February 1st- March 14th, be sure to stop in at the George Eastman House and see Zoe Beloff's Film Exhibition!  It is sure to be a hit and we at EEEEEEErt! will definitely be sure to pop in and show so love!  We'll also be sure to post about what we see!

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This ad was brought to us by The Katherine Richey.  And Yes, that's definite!

If the cube was a problem the .gif will solve it, Check out the hook while Vanilla revolves it...

In a heist situation, your kidnapper hands you a Rubik's Cube and a solution book and says "If you can solve this in under three minutes, I will let you all go and turn myself in."  Having been a kid who didn't learn to follow written directions, you request a visual example, thus after googling for visual solutions you are presented with this one.  The only problem, you have three minutes and you just lost your network connection...

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This solution manual was googled and gimped by The Jonathan Jackson.  And Yes, that's definite!

He's got the whole world in his hands...

Recently, while looking through your telescope you notice a very large set of hands attached to the earth, helping it to orbit.  Upon closer inspection you notice these hands are attached to a pair of arms, which are attached to a pair of shoulders, which have a body and and... the FACE OF OBAMA??!!  What?!  This must be a dream.  You begin to attempt to wake up, but then you notice the way he is handling the globe and realize he is about to dunk on some galactic defenders.  Stay tuned next week to find out if our current president has got hops...

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This global domination has been brought to us by The Connor Forman.  And Yes, that's definite!

Polly want a... butterfly?

Walking into a pet shop at first glance you see a parrot you'd love to take home, that is of course until you hear a large patter of wings and notice the extensive butterfly net.  Polly wanted a cracker and end up "fluttering to pieces".  Quite honestly, leaving the pet shop wouldn't be a bad idea; if these "parroting" butterflies are in the front, heaven only knows what other chameleons may be here...

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Brought to light by The Robbie Edwards. And Yes, that's definite!

EEEEEEErtistic! Emus!

Next time you find yourself in Paris, be sure to stop in at The Louvre.  You may catch the EEEEEEErtistic Emus in action (alliteration, isn't it wonderful?).

Only once a year can this spectacle be seen, sometime between April 30th and May 1st.  But be forewarned!  If you scare them, they we go wild and artistic history as we know it, will dissipate ( a high price to pay for a gimmick).

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This was imported to us by The Jessica Crowley. And Yes, that's definite!

How to Lose a Vampire in 10 days!

This is bound to be the greatest advice ever offered on how not to have a blood sucking stalker on your hands!  If you follow it closely, you'll be surprised how well it works for you; grant it, if worst comes to worst, you can always take your shirt off and just sparkle in the sun...

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Brought on a full moon to us, by The Countess (Kari) Bussell.  And Yes, that's definite!

"Foldgers... nothing comes closer to home"

...unless of course you're being poured a cup of THE UNIVERSE!!!  Only able to be purchased at a small cafe, outside the gates of Heaven, one might say this is tall cup o'joe!  You want a caffeine rush, this cup might just leave you star struck, literally!  But then again, maybe this is what it would be like everyday if you were God.  But, one can only speculate.

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Brought from a galaxy far, far away by The Kenneth Addison.  And Yes, that's definite!