Parody EEEEEEErt!

If only the Lonely Island knew what seeds they planted.

The Mgmt.

Climbed exclusively for us by The Michael Betts, II.  And Yes, that's definite!

Your phone rings, you look at it.  It's an unknown number.  Overlooking all the things your mother has ever told you, you answer the phone.  A low raspy, almost congested voice barks at you from the otherside; "I need your help", it says.  You respond without hesitation, "little bro, stop being ridiculous and get off the phone, you're wasting my minutes".  Immediately the voice snaps back, " I ain't your little brother".  You roll your eyes and say " And I gave birth to myself", upon which you hang up.  Batman, in awe struck horror, hands Joker the phone and says, "You'd think people would recognize the voice, what's the difference between me and you?"  Joker's reply?  "I ain't wearin' hockey pads"...

The Mgmt.


Projected with care by The Michael Betts, II. And Yes, that's definite!

EEEEEEEdible EEEEEEErt!

One day you're walking on the streets paved by National Title banners and you look up and see a shining sweets sign shimmering down on you.  You praise the Lord and move inside only to find Jesus has granted you a portion of proverbial heaven on earth.  Frozen Yogurt; all the flavor and none of the calories, or so we are lead to believe.  After a moment of refreshing delight, you stride out, praying God leads you back to such a beautiful place of delectable decency...

The Mgmt.

Scooped just for us by The Natassia Rodriguez.  And Yes, that's definite!  

Snow Dolphin Sightings!

While in Colorado this winter, be sure to be on the look out for snow dolphins.  They only come to the surface of the snow when instigated, typically in situations of snow agitation such as skiing, sledding, tubing, or falling down the mountain face.  Be sure to steer clear of the females, they often are armed with slush balls as a deterrent from bothering their children....

The Mgmt.

Captured by The Benjamin Whitley!  And Yes, that's definite!

Always misunderstood...

Sometimes being misunderstood, you could end up with jail time on your hands...

The Mgmt.


Legal action brought to us by The Laura Turner.  And Yes, that's definite!

Would you like a cup of kitten?

While in England you are invited to tea at the Queen's Palace.  You put on your Sunday Best, brush your teeth, and comb your hair.

Upon reaching the gate, you use your best manners and smile when talked to.

You are finally seated and this is what is placed in front of you.  Stay thirsty my friend...

 The Mgmt.

This was prrred for us exclusively by The Gabby Seider.  And Yes, that's definite!

Money doesn't grow on trees... but Computers do...

As your walking along in the enchanted forest of Gatesland, you hear something which sounds a lot like a processor and a fan.  You continue to walk until you come upon a computer tree.  It quite literally has a monitor in the bark where you can ask it's age and hear it talk; it might even be kin to Grandmother Willow (Come on people, Pocahontas references shant fall on deaf, or un"disney"cated ears).  This is the one time you can tell you parents that "although money doesn't grow on trees, computers that can be sold do"...

The Mgmt.

This was grown for us by The Lee Sechrest.  And Yes, that's definite!